I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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