Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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