he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i think my mom watched the whole time
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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