Can i not drive my cunt home
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
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you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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