i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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