What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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