You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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