butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
being pregnant is like rehab
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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