I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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