Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize