So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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