we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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