How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
All I want is dick and wine.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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