why didn't you poke me back
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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