The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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