Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
My liver just had a heart attack.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Couch. On fire.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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