Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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