be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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