youre lurking in front of me
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Just high enough for therapy.
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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