i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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