Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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