my vag is so smooth its legendary
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
i think im in europe. pls send help
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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