Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
its liver damage thursday
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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