I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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