You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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