I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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