I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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