everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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