better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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