I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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