How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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