Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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