we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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He felt like a one man threesome
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize