Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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