im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
It's just like the Real World with babies
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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