i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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