True but thats because hes a fetus.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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