We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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