I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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