well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I need to calm my uterus...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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