Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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