im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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