i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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