Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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