who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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