I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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