It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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