Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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