I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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