when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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